when that one dude you use to like that you thought didn’t even know you dms you. like shit you follow me?
I get sad and disappointed to much weekly
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
the word “babe” literally gets me everytime, like you can be like “hey I finally pulled that dead raccoon out of the shitter, babe” and ill still swoon
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
- sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
- your lover’s o face
so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you