walking in a crowded hallway like
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
(Source: wolf-teeth, via kianlawley)
my phone battery died faster than my dreams
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
(Source: doppelgender, via kianlawley)
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
*sees good art*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
(Source: masterbat3r, via kianlawley)
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom